I'm an Olympic enthusiast at my core. I really enjoy the coming together of a people with an ambitious athletic spirit from all walks of life to fight towards a common goal of glorifying their homelands. I love Olympians. Which is why I am absolutely disgusted that they have to share that moniker with these GD fools. Race walkers?
8.22.2008
8.17.2008
Random Thoughts
I've had lots of random things happen to me lately. Here's what I can remember:
1. In an asinine attempt at solidarity with my octogenarian soulmates, I cut off my ponytail. Ugh. That's one sisterhood act my scalp wasn't expecting.
2. I just slobbered on myself.
2.5. Did you know that slobbed isn't a word?
3. I desperately need to change my ringtone. It's "crickets" now. I can't tell you how many times I've said "No, dumbass, your phone isn't ringing, you live in the G-D forest" or conversly "Yes dumbass, your phone is ringing. There aren't any crickets in Target". And this was week 1...
1. In an asinine attempt at solidarity with my octogenarian soulmates, I cut off my ponytail. Ugh. That's one sisterhood act my scalp wasn't expecting.
2. I just slobbered on myself.
2.5. Did you know that slobbed isn't a word?
3. I desperately need to change my ringtone. It's "crickets" now. I can't tell you how many times I've said "No, dumbass, your phone isn't ringing, you live in the G-D forest" or conversly "Yes dumbass, your phone is ringing. There aren't any crickets in Target". And this was week 1...
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