Putting My Second Degree To Good Use

Thanks to an online tutorial I found from Mike [Gonzales], (THE Mike of Mike and Chris!!) I'm making a Hooded Tunic soon! It seems super easy and hell, I'm sick of Mario Kart. Did I say that?
I LOVE Mike and Chris. I know I always introduce the things I love in retrospect, and that's because I'm very protective of what I like and I'm far too lazy to find new things to like in the event that my "ace" items get discovered by the masses. Also, who just right off the bat says "I like this and this and this and this and this and this and this"? It seems so all-inclusive as not to be controversial. I like to titillate the senses with the element of surprise once in a while. Anyways, Mike {Gonzales] and Chris[tina Park Gonzales] are a husband and wife design team that make high end items mostly from sweatshirt material with crazy sleek modern details.
Exhibit 1:

I'm selling my kidney for that. Very soon. I already own 1 thing from them that I got on "Clearance Ridiculoso". Here it is:

However, Rocksteady and Bebop didn't cooperate and I looked overtly busty which was admittedly not my intention. Alas... Ok, night night bear. And tomorrow, I'll breathe new life into an oversized Illinois sweatshirt.

P.S.- I completely forgot how to spell "breathe" back there.

Oh Sprint, how I will miss ye...

Activating IPhoney has already caused me mental strife. I'm trying to get off my shared plan without effing up my sister's service. So I called Sprint for counsel. As of now, I am on the phone whilst typing this. This is actually my second attempt at calling Sprint. Because in my dumbassness, the first time I called went a little something like this:

Automated Sprint Lady: "Welcome to Sprint, para espanol, oprima el dos"
Me: *hits 2 button*
*sits*
*rethinks*
*regrets*
How far we've come Sprint. From the Sanyo 8100 purchased almost 5 years ago to the second Sanyo 8100 to the Red Motorola Razr I got last summer to its untimely death at the hands of my unsteady drunken hands on New Year's Day to its revival, and 3 months subsequent death in New York City when I had just started to like it, to it's identical replacement, whose valiance in the face of adversity cost it its back on the 7th floor of Parsons, nestled comfortably under lockers and betwixt some dust bunnies from which I was too scared and hygienic to retrieve it.
I certainly will NOT miss being on the phone with customer service EVERY month for the past 60 months for gripes with inflated bills wrought with bogus charges from your company. Tschuss Sprint. See you in hell.

P.S.- Am I a nerd because it's taking me so long to activate this phone because I'm reading the EULA in its entirety?