Random Thoughts

I've had lots of random things happen to me lately. Here's what I can remember:
1. In an asinine attempt at solidarity with my octogenarian soulmates, I cut off my ponytail. Ugh. That's one sisterhood act my scalp wasn't expecting.
2. I just slobbered on myself.
2.5. Did you know that slobbed isn't a word?
3. I desperately need to change my ringtone. It's "crickets" now. I can't tell you how many times I've said "No, dumbass, your phone isn't ringing, you live in the G-D forest" or conversly "Yes dumbass, your phone is ringing. There aren't any crickets in Target". And this was week 1...