Some fixins' and another picture of my love

I know nothing of CSS to change my template.(Cascading style sheets, don't EVEN get crazy and think I'm talking about Cansei de Ser Sexy). So unfortunately, I didn't update anything per se, but I did change my color scheme. The neon on black thing, though easy on the eyes, was kind of harsh on the soul. So now it looks like a geriatric jogging suit. Love it! I also changed my headline picture. The tiger with the bad ass hair is an image I plan to get tattooed on myself in the very near future, and also my temporary background picture for my phone. My permanent background picture is this one:

He's amassed quite a few nicknames in his 6 months: "Troybee", "Boy Toy", "Boosh Boosh", "Puppy Face", "Skateboard T", "Glucosamine and Chon'Troy'ton" (and yes, I do actually call him this). And for those of you that care, yes, his collar is cobalt, I picked it out so that it would "pop" against his fur. I think there's no better way to end this post than to take that dollfaced precious for a twilight walk.

Can I get a Gob Bluth "Come On!"

Now I understand that I've lost some of my smarts, I've accepted that it's directly correlated to my love of the sauce. But DO NOT insult the intelligence I have left.
16? Srsly? And this is not in any way to dismiss or augment the shitty performance of the American women's team,they didn't deserve to win gold regardless. That girl straight fell on her ass, and the US still got silver. Silver? Srsly? There are some treacheries afoot, however China isn't the only one at fault.
I say, if you can pull off mind boggling feats of agility at age 12, more power to you. Besides being innately underhanded, the only fault the media can find in the age dishonesty is that "Older gymnasts feel more pressure to perform and therefore are more likely to mess up, 12 year olds just don't feel as big of a burden" This is your argument? Really? (I feel srsly would marginalize my disgust). Asians have always had the most dignified cultures so bent on preserving traditions and glorifying their respective territories with their accomplishments. If anything,the Chinese team felt more pressure, especially since they're the home team.
Another thing I can't take about this Olympiad is the constant Michael Phelps coverage. Good for him, he is the epitome of a great American athlete. (and I'm not even being sarcastic). But does anyone else notice that he's getting sick of the after race interviews? I've seen him go from elated to indifferent to annoyed to a kind of cocky assurance. All I'm saying is: in regards to attitude, don't go from Mary Lou Retton to John McEnroe within a span of 2 days. It's completely inconsistent with the also constant vignettes that NBC keeps putting up pretty much calling him "Athletic Jesus". That is all.

Chienne*

Wow! Someone tell France they left their testicles in the pool. That is all. I have Olympic Fever for the first time in 12 years!! Though nothing will ever beat Atlanta in my mind, Beijing is already carving out a soft spot in my otherwise hardened heart. I have I-phoney set to receive text messages 30 minutes before the men's 100 freestyle. The whole time difference really threw me off and I missed the Men's Relay last night. During the opening ceremony, I saw this gorgeous bronzed man walking with the Mauritius team so I googled the whole team and found out that the 100 was his event. Therefore I must watch. And I shall. Also, this has rekindled my unrealistic desire to compete in Olympic competition. Alas, I don't think they'll add sassing as an event any time soon.


*Bitch, in french. I'm such a good sport...Go America!
**- I had to change the original video b/c youtube removed it. However this one is far more "Crunk", so...