Chienne*

Wow! Someone tell France they left their testicles in the pool. That is all. I have Olympic Fever for the first time in 12 years!! Though nothing will ever beat Atlanta in my mind, Beijing is already carving out a soft spot in my otherwise hardened heart. I have I-phoney set to receive text messages 30 minutes before the men's 100 freestyle. The whole time difference really threw me off and I missed the Men's Relay last night. During the opening ceremony, I saw this gorgeous bronzed man walking with the Mauritius team so I googled the whole team and found out that the 100 was his event. Therefore I must watch. And I shall. Also, this has rekindled my unrealistic desire to compete in Olympic competition. Alas, I don't think they'll add sassing as an event any time soon.


*Bitch, in french. I'm such a good sport...Go America!
**- I had to change the original video b/c youtube removed it. However this one is far more "Crunk", so...