Don't you know you're like a candle I'm the only one who handles you...

I've taken to not even opening my iTunes anymore, cause all the songs I love are already on iPhoney. So I'm sitting here watching American Dad, browsing funkylala and listening to songs on my phone, when this gem comes up:

If you can't see, that's Cold Blooded from the Rick James: The Ultimate Collection. No shame, it's on there for a reason. In fact, the only time I'm ashamed of any song on my phone is when I finish listening to "Tape You" from In Search Of...,Pharrell says "And cut...and action", and the subsequent simulated sex act on the outro. And even then I'm only semi ashamed, and only when I'm near old people and the volume is all the way up. I'm sorry, the underlying beat is tres mesmerizing (minus the slurps and moans).
The next song in iPhoney's shuffle was "The Cliche Lil' Wayne Feature", by my favorite up and coming rapper, Wale. He's great. Get on the bandwagon before he blows up (more than he already has, he's produced by Mark Ronson and has cosigns from every respected MC in the game). He released a highly anticipated mixtape this summer called "The Mixtape About Nothing". I know what you're thinking, and here's the album art:Love the Jordans mixed in with the Seinfeld shoes! It's a free download that I highly suggest. My favorite tracks are The Opening Sequence, The Manipulation, oh fuck it I like them all. He's a genius wordsmith. Also, Julia Louis Dreyfuss makes an appearance at the end of one of the songs. But I can't remember which one. I'm going to retry the Flickr thing because that first picture was #2206 on my camera and if my memory card gets corrupted I'm so screwed. Also I have beautiful and incriminating pictures of you all to share...Like this one

I love blurry drunken pictures because they encapsulate the spirit of the time. I think this was the night with the gypsy cards, which was one of my favorites. Ok, I gotta go to sleep. I can't miss 2 internships in one week, it would be unsouthern*


*Golden Girls inside joke...with myself?

P.S.- If you noticed, the asterisked portion wasn't linked when I originally posted this, but I decided to do a google search for the words golden+girls+unsouthern for the hell of it. Wow, EVERYTHING is on youtube.