Spam Tattletale, Me=you missies

So I was going through the spam folder of my gmail today, and I got an ad for "Sending bulk e-mail blasts". Being an emeritus marketer, I quickly cut through the bs and to the core of the ad: You're essentially paying to set up spambots for whatever endeavor you want. My initial reaction was a 2nd grade "Ooh, I'm telling!". But whom to tell? Google allowed the ad and technically I didn't have to click on it so it's all my fault. But that was kind of the highlight of my day, being smart and deductive. Also, I'm not gonna drag this out, long story short, I miss everyone that reads this little bloggy. I guess you don't know what you have until it's gone, and it's true that you can never come home again. Something will have changed and things won't be the same as the glory days in which you remember them. I know I'll see you all again, some sooner than others. I just wanted you to know in case I get gnawed to the bone by rats on the subway (very likely), or get cholera from the condensation of air conditioners that drops from condos as I walk down William Street (more likely that you would think). Lovesies!