Dear University of Illinois,
Srsly?
Love,
R. "And I bet the crotchety board members of yore were only pissed off that they couldn't put the Chief's face on this craptrap*" R.
*- My initial thoughts.
P.S.- I would like to spread the word to incoming students that having school spirit doesn't mean throwing the word "pink" on cheaply made foreign goods and crudely plastering your alma mater's name across your ass. I'm sure the proceeds of this disgusting licensing venture will only go towards the most altruistic of causes, not some crappy new athletic "whatever". Not saying the athletes don't deserve anything, but first things first; the last time I was in fair Champaign, Lincoln Hall was "one good elbow nudge on a load bearing brick" away from becoming a catacomb.
P.P.S.- Now that the school has gone the way of the salacious (come on, people equate Victoria's Secret with sex) , I say we finally start taking donations from the most notable and hospitable alum of the school's rich and varied history, Hugh Hefner.
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